So I was rollin' around and in my mind it occured, what if GOD was a "HER"? I came to the realization that men probably wouldn't be cheatin' on women so much if that was the case. They might begin to think, would I treat HER the same? Would I still be runnin' game on HER? And what type of ways would I want HER? Would I want HER for HER mind or HER heavenly body? I mean I can't be actin bogus with someone so GODLY and if I was wit HER would I still be wantin my ex? Then they think about the lies, the greed , the money, and the sex. Now me personally, I wouldn't be ashmed to give HER part of my check, cuz I'd be wearin HER cross which is a symbol of HER heart around my neck. If I got hurt I'd just reflect, cuz in the streets of the Chi or anywhere I'd ride wit HER cuz I kno for me she'd die. Through good and bad I'd call on HER and I wouldn't be jealous if otha brothas worship HER, cuz see I walk this earth for HER, so you can believe that I'm grateful just to be in HER presence so I'm gonna stay faithful.
Till next time,
TOPSYKRET
Monday, April 13, 2009
Thursday, April 2, 2009
You know you're from Chicago when. . .
You know what the phone number for Empire Carpet is!Your living room is called the "front room"
You don't pronounce the "s" at the end of Illinois, and you get irritated at ppl who do.
You measure distance in minutes and everything is pretty much 15 minutes away.
You try and get somebodys attention by sayin, "aye joe!"
You know who Larry Benard Hoover is.
You still consider the sears tower the tallest building in the world.
You know where soldier field is.
Your school classes were canceled because of cold weather.
Your school classes were cancelled because of hot weather.
You've switched from heat to air conditioning in the same day.
You still have your "Jewel's" card even after you moved.
You give directions using every food place in the city.
Example: "Go down stony isle till you get to white castles, den go 2 blocks and make a right at Harold's, then make a left a Giordano's and im the first buildin on your right."---see what i mean?
Your idea of a great sandwich is when the meat is twice as big as the bun, it has everything on it, and a slice of dill pickle is on the side.
You don't call it a "sandwich" because it's a "sammich".
You know what a "pizza puff" is.
You know what a "gyro" is.
You have shoveled snow on Halloween before .
You drink "pop" not soda, or even worse, "coke".
You understand that I - 290, I - 90, I - 94, and I - 294 are all different highways.
You know the name of the interstates: Stevenson, Kennedy, Eisenhower, Dan Ryan, Ronald Reagan and the Eden, but you call then all "Expressways".
You ride the "L" everywhere.
You refer to anything south of the I - 80 as "Southern Illinois".
You refer to Lake Michigan as "The Lake".
You refer to Chicago as "Da City".
You still talkin about the game Michael Jordan played in like it was just last night.
No matter where you are, when you hear the term "downtown", you immediately assume they're talking about downtown Chicago.
You have two favorite football teams: The Bears, and anyone who beats the Packers!
You get both the Chicago Sun-Times & Chicago Tribune delivered to your house everyday.
You know that lake shore drive is ALWAYS crowed.
You think 35 degrees is GREAT weather to wash you car!
You know what Chicago Style Pizza REALLY is, and it ain't at the Uno's Pizzerias outside of Chicago. (trust me!)
You know why they call Chicago "The Windy City".
You understand what "lake-effect" means.
You know what CTA stands for.
You can distinguish among the following area codes: 847, 630, 773, 708, & 815.
You respnd to the question "Where are you from?" with a "side".
You wear gym shoes, not sneakers.
You have at some time in your life, used your furniture to claim your parking spot in the winter.
You have watched an out - of - towner or a suburbanite get beat up for moving furniture guarding a parking spot.
You pronounce "on" as "ahn" and not "awn" and you pronounce "here" as "hea".
You have had atleast one pair of AF1s..
You always have a craving for Harold's at 2 in the morning and always go cuz they open all night
anyway.
Till next time,
TOPSYKRET
You don't pronounce the "s" at the end of Illinois, and you get irritated at ppl who do.
You measure distance in minutes and everything is pretty much 15 minutes away.
You try and get somebodys attention by sayin, "aye joe!"
You know who Larry Benard Hoover is.
You still consider the sears tower the tallest building in the world.
You know where soldier field is.
Your school classes were canceled because of cold weather.
Your school classes were cancelled because of hot weather.
You've switched from heat to air conditioning in the same day.
You still have your "Jewel's" card even after you moved.
You give directions using every food place in the city.
Example: "Go down stony isle till you get to white castles, den go 2 blocks and make a right at Harold's, then make a left a Giordano's and im the first buildin on your right."---see what i mean?
Your idea of a great sandwich is when the meat is twice as big as the bun, it has everything on it, and a slice of dill pickle is on the side.
You don't call it a "sandwich" because it's a "sammich".
You know what a "pizza puff" is.
You know what a "gyro" is.
You have shoveled snow on Halloween before .
You drink "pop" not soda, or even worse, "coke".
You understand that I - 290, I - 90, I - 94, and I - 294 are all different highways.
You know the name of the interstates: Stevenson, Kennedy, Eisenhower, Dan Ryan, Ronald Reagan and the Eden, but you call then all "Expressways".
You ride the "L" everywhere.
You refer to anything south of the I - 80 as "Southern Illinois".
You refer to Lake Michigan as "The Lake".
You refer to Chicago as "Da City".
You still talkin about the game Michael Jordan played in like it was just last night.
No matter where you are, when you hear the term "downtown", you immediately assume they're talking about downtown Chicago.
You have two favorite football teams: The Bears, and anyone who beats the Packers!
You get both the Chicago Sun-Times & Chicago Tribune delivered to your house everyday.
You know that lake shore drive is ALWAYS crowed.
You think 35 degrees is GREAT weather to wash you car!
You know what Chicago Style Pizza REALLY is, and it ain't at the Uno's Pizzerias outside of Chicago. (trust me!)
You know why they call Chicago "The Windy City".
You understand what "lake-effect" means.
You know what CTA stands for.
You can distinguish among the following area codes: 847, 630, 773, 708, & 815.
You respnd to the question "Where are you from?" with a "side".
You wear gym shoes, not sneakers.
You have at some time in your life, used your furniture to claim your parking spot in the winter.
You have watched an out - of - towner or a suburbanite get beat up for moving furniture guarding a parking spot.
You pronounce "on" as "ahn" and not "awn" and you pronounce "here" as "hea".
You have had atleast one pair of AF1s..
You always have a craving for Harold's at 2 in the morning and always go cuz they open all night
anyway.
Till next time,
TOPSYKRET
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